Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet

The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue