I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light