Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana