People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…