Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

Why do people hate Jews? Or, restated as a Jew Why do they hate us? Let’s answer that question with a… Who are we?

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back