Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game