I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
