The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money