On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning