I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God
The truth, in fact, is not out the… It’s in here And that echo you hear Is where the truth, your heart, go… Making efforts to reintroduce the…
If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…
Once abandoned You may as well approach life– Meaning God– With reckless abandon Because what have you got to lose