We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…