It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

In Let there be plight the P is silent

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I