Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
You keep the peace they get everything else
We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
