Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
