When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations