Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish