I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…