The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

You keep the peace they get everything else

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin