Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have
The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is
Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
Easy to please but problematic to appease
War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse
You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…
When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
