Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah