You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…