No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask