I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
I have an idea: I have no idea
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
