Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…