In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

Love may never win but love always ties

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident