If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists