An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…