Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both