When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor