You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week