The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries