My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
