If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

A being becomes human when you add meaning

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position