Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring