Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother