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You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric