If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth