Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
