The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
