Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law