I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…