For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words