How to Win Friends and Influence people
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
100% of success is showing up on time
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
