The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod