On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated