I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

Easy to please but problematic to appease

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend