In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more