I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for