An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

God knows If you only give people One way forward They will go their separate ways So, God always gives us a choice

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

You may only break the rules of S… In order to save a life Because Shabbos saves your life

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea