If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
One thing I could do Was need control
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
