You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to