It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…