If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification