I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

I changed My mind By following My heart

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing