Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school