What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone