If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

One thing I could do Was need control

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;