The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
I want what you want so I want a cow
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
