At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it