If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go