What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…