Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Each day is another chance Another chance at what? Maybe another bite at the apple Or just maybe Another day not to take a bite out…