As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom